Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am so cute..
.. you make me gag.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
I'm so sorry you don't have any respect for yourself. It's sad, I know..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Why are you telling me this? Creeper.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
Good for you. Mind you don't burst a brain cell from overworking your brain! ;)

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
Okaaaay.

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :

1) I know you like me.
I do? Noooooooo

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Your nose, hun, your nose. You had work done on it, no?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Thank God.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will fetch you home!
Oooh, you can look into my dream?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Go ahead.

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Right, and grass grows in space.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
999. Please call. Kthxbai

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
Go f*** yourself. Have fun.

4) What do you like about me?
Is this a trick question?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
You're fugly and I don't like you.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
Bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark are on trees, trees are in nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment.

2) You smell like shit!
Only to you. Clean out your nose. (ugh ew)

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
Ha.

4) What a bitch you are!
What a whore you are. Lay off the makeup, yes?

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Be sure you don't trip and fall and hurt YOUR ass. /smiles

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you...
Who are you, mister?

2) I know you still love me!
I'm suing for harassment.

3) Please, go back with me honey..
Honey? I'll get you a jar.

4) Please call me...
I will. After I die.

5) The break up hurts me so much..
Want an ambulance?

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
Thank you. I'm still not buying any of your products though.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
You sure did. My, look at those zits! What ever happened to you?!

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
Good for you.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
Get off my back. You're annoying. Where's your manager?

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ha i had fun. you should do it too, if you have spare time on your hands. it's rather amusing.

-ash

Qianru & Ashley
We're both girls and we like music. One of us is in Canada, while the other in Singapore. It's a mixture of girls from different countries, hope you'll enjoy reading some weird posts from us. If you dislike us, you may leave for all we care :D .

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am so cute..
.. you make me gag.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
I'm so sorry you don't have any respect for yourself. It's sad, I know..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Why are you telling me this? Creeper.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
Good for you. Mind you don't burst a brain cell from overworking your brain! ;)

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
Okaaaay.

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :

1) I know you like me.
I do? Noooooooo

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Your nose, hun, your nose. You had work done on it, no?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Thank God.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will fetch you home!
Oooh, you can look into my dream?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Go ahead.

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Right, and grass grows in space.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
999. Please call. Kthxbai

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
Go f*** yourself. Have fun.

4) What do you like about me?
Is this a trick question?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
You're fugly and I don't like you.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
Bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark are on trees, trees are in nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment.

2) You smell like shit!
Only to you. Clean out your nose. (ugh ew)

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
Ha.

4) What a bitch you are!
What a whore you are. Lay off the makeup, yes?

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Be sure you don't trip and fall and hurt YOUR ass. /smiles

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you...
Who are you, mister?

2) I know you still love me!
I'm suing for harassment.

3) Please, go back with me honey..
Honey? I'll get you a jar.

4) Please call me...
I will. After I die.

5) The break up hurts me so much..
Want an ambulance?

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
Thank you. I'm still not buying any of your products though.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
You sure did. My, look at those zits! What ever happened to you?!

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
Good for you.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
Get off my back. You're annoying. Where's your manager?

-

ha i had fun. you should do it too, if you have spare time on your hands. it's rather amusing.

-ash

Benesya Estella Jiajia Siti Wanping Xinsen